Grammar is serious business.
But then she posted some Ann Coulter stuff, which does make me a bit nervous, so I thought I should check out her blog in detail just to make sure she doesn't actually think I'm a child molester or that I ought to be lobotomized or whatever. So I go to her blog and there was some stuff on there that kinda made me nervous, but nothing I couldn't handle, and I kept reminding myself that I don't wanna be the kind of person who will only hang out with people exactly like me.
Right as I was thinking 'Whatever, I'm not a delicate flower, I can handle this' and was about to close the tab, I glanced at her sidebar, which said something along the lines of "I'm an [age something] student of [subject] in [region] working for intelligence, reform and acceptance in the Republican party."
Just like that.
No Oxford comma.
The next thing I knew, I was dragging my cursor away from the button which was now labelled "Follow."