That is a red and white polka dotted hat, is what that is. What is that guy, the Minnie Mouse of welding?

'The Apollo Gate,' this guy is reading. Huh. Looks like it's got a blueprint of some kind on the back. The only thing wikipedia could produce that might be relevant was:

"The Apollonian Guard was a unit of the Trojan Army, named after the largest and most important gate of Troy, the Apollonian Gate, and were noted as some of the greatest and most experienced soldiers of the Trojans. These soldiers were usually put into the front-line of battles, and were noted to be a unit of perfection in javelin-throwing and horse-riding."

That would be even more relevant if it had referenced the guys attacking the Trojans. Cuz it wasn't actually the Trojans who used the horse trick, ya know.

The sound effect they used for the lights flickering was totally the sound of an old skool printer trying to get it up for one more print job.

The anthropology artifacts that are probably cursed or necessary to kill something? They totally stole that from PWT.

YOU ARE ADORABLE DEANY-POO!!

AgentNon-EvilAggravation: I near went nuts trying to find you.
Sidekick: He near went nuts.
Dean: I am unimpressed with your sidekick. My sidekick's bitchface could kick your sidekick's weak and puny attempts at snarking's ass.

Sam: I don't know what do do with all this bondage!
Dean: *is v. comfortable in shackles*

That shutting of the barred doors was so epic-romancey. Never you mind about the music.

I am thinking of John Malkovich. "Of course it was easy to get it, it's a prison. The problems will arise when we wish to get out."

Sammy's pretty.

That's like a riddle. How much do you have a to pay a Texan to get him to dis Texas?

Omg, they're in the line for the wand, and Sammy's gonna cry. Cuz he's worried for Dean's freedom and pretty ass. *squishes*

This same premise could potentially be very Rob Zombie.

The throat slitting gesture after Dean's made trouble and been hauled away? Sam's totally been getting that his whole life. From every idiot bully on the playground.

OH SHIT!! FUCKING SCARY!!

Pfft. Coulda told PublicDefenderWoman that he would dismiss her like that. The FBI is a shit shit SHIT SHIT place for women. I hear the most gruesome, awful stories come out of there. The stuff that goes way beyond sexual harassment, you know? *shudders*

"He did everything but yell 'Boo!'" ROFLMAO!! That was a great, great moment. For serious, that was pure genius, person who wrote that. It's in the things we say casually, you know?

Omg, Tiny has self esteem issues. ^-^ Dean is gonna be his bff now! Dean doesn't have enough friends. He needs some social contact outside of Sam and his Papa's old friends. I approve.

"Poor Tiny, man, poor... giant Tiny." That is so moving, yo.


Quiz time! Deacon:

a) is betraying and/or going to betray them
b) has been having rough, angsty, daddy-issues-fraught buttsex with Dean at every opportunity presented to him, and would, if things were different, settle down with Dean and have assbabies/adopt normal babies and name them all ridiculous D names the way everyone whose partner has the same initials does
c) both of the above

Please phone in your answers to 1-800-BEATTHELOYALTYPOINTTODEATH


Oooo, I really like this music they are playing during the scene where the nasty guard is gonna beat on them.

Oh, hey that's Deacon. It's totally B.

New, velvety smooth, richly indulgent, tastes great, less filling, Dean. Yum.

Yeeeeeah. Totally B.

HIGH SPEED CHASE!! HIGH SPEED CHASE!!!! ALD/%KWH;1EIOARBREAKINTHELAW!!!

Ok, no high speed chase.

Last person on planet Earth you wanna screw with? Is it just me or is that weird-sounding? Cuz, you know, there are plenty of people on the planet Saturn that you'd love to screw with.

They're always named Dolores.

Huzzah for saving the father of future Deanlings!

Omg, what with my excitement over the prison buttsex, I totally forgot that next week is the one where Mama Winchester is alive! And Dean is gonna hate how he can't get his Sam fix because real brothers only see each other like twice a year. Also their genie looks friggin' awesome.

Overall, I rate this episode eleventy billion, just like most of the other eps, and I like this running commentary thing. Yuss.